An ally recruited!

My plan to save my dreams through collecting ang pows was a success!
Am no longer dirt broke.
Hurrah!

The next mission of finding a shopping partner was also a success!
Who knew Maddy and I would hit it off?? Yay!
She was a great partner (but I shall NEVER go out with her if I'm on the borderline broke!)
Heh. I find myself spending WAY more when I'm with her.
On the bright side, I now have killer new threads! Whee~

More good news; I now have an ally to go against the all evil (at times) Meow!
The odds that I'll be bullied is mitigated. Yess~







I have 3 bloody tests next week.
But have spent the whole weekend clubbing and watching 9, Fantastic Mr Fox, The Rescuers and The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus with a tub of ice cream. (I now feel like such a kid!)
I wish the boyfriend could've joined the movie fest :(

I wanna stay in crystal too damnit!

People say that your brain has a certain number of neurons. And how many neurons stay functional depends on how well you take care of your brain.. I can now conclude that I have not been taking very good care of my brain, since I believe that most of my precious neurons are fried.

Exhibit 1;

I skipped debate practise because I thought that the trainers wanted to have extra training during the hols. To that, I say fuck it. I am NOT going to spend a free night debating. I only found out that it wasn’t a ‘terlebih rajin’ training session when one of my team mates reminded me that we had a tournament the next day. Yes people, THE NEXT DAY. I fucking FORGOT I had a debate tournament. *Bash head on wall*

Exhibit 2;

We butchered the whole tournament. Twas BAD. And I shall be the first in admitting that I sucked balls. This is essentially when I figured out that I might not have many functional neurons left. My brain simply refused to function. It was as empty as the Sahara desert. Hence, I have said some of the most bimbo-ish things that I have ever said in my entire life. Mission to retain my dignity throughout the tournament: failed!

Exhibit 3;

Am supposed to have a contracts test this Thursday. But I STILL can’t understand what the hell the 2nd lecturer is trying to teach us. Hence, if the test is about terms, I might be able to pull it off. But (god forbid) if it’s about illegality, I am screwed. Big time.

Exhibit 4;

I got caught by one of the college wardens. Am not supposed to have a car she said. Well, YOU try dragging your fat ass around fucking UiTM without one. Sheesh. But in a way, twas my bad. I should’ve laid lower (if there is such a thing). Will have to be more careful next time. And I think I’ve pretty much fucked up my chances to stay in this college next semester. Oh well, there’s still others out there.

If it were up to me I wouldn’t even stay here. It ain't THAT great anyway. Maybe if I’m really nice, I can get my parents to let me stay off campus.. Then I’ll have the chance to move in the boyfriend’s condo.. Tee-hee~




The stupid bust with the wardens has ruined my mood to study.
I got busted fetching my books from the car for god’s sake!
And for the record, I still think that most of the rules here are just plain idiotic.

So cute, I wanna eat you up!

CNY was ho-hum. But twas good to see the whole family once again.

God, I haven't seen them in ages! (Que warm fuzzy feeling)

Was so preoccupied with the lil man...

He has gotten so big (and still managed to retain his yummy cuteness)! Unfortunately his body wasn't the only thing that has grown. The lil man has an attitude yo! I cant blame him though. When you're the play-thing of the family and is constantly fawned over 24/7, it's natural to develop an attitude. I guess it's just one of the down sides of being the only baby of the decade.

Thank god he's so bloody cute, or else he would've never gotten away with it!

Plus, the kid can pout! Even Victoria Beckham's is no match. He pouts at everything he doesn't like or when he doesn't get what he wants. (I wish I could still get away with something like that.) Heh.

That kid has the potential to be such a spoiled brat.

Thank god I'm not the one who will have to deal with the older, less cuter and definitely more annoying version of the kid. But I'm sure I'll still love him to bits (secretly- of course).

All this business of having a rugrat around the house is making me want a kid.

But then I'll most likely get bored of it and forget to feed it (or something like that)..

So I'd better not.

Am still collecting ang pows to save my dreams. Heh.

*Gasp*!!!

I am in shock.

After countless times of withdrawing my money willy-nilly, I finally mustered up the courage to check the balance of my bank account...

Twas a BIG mistake.

If I must describe the state of my accounts in one word, It'll be 'pathetic'.
Padan muka! Spend macam anak orang kaya lagi!
*Sigh*
If I keep this up, I'll be having Maggie cup for dinner EVERY night for the rest of my semester.. (T.T)

HAVE to stop the temptation to splurge. But sometimes when you splurge in order to spend time with your loved ones, it seems so worth it. Ergo, can you blame me for spending on them??
I think not!
(Heh. Defensive pulak..)

Anywho, this lil tidbit probably means no shopping/fine dining with friends this CNY holz.
Cisss, and I was just getting excited to shop- got sale yo! I Want the amazing print mini dress and clench belt! And now I cant have it..
Fuck me.


I shouldn't have checked the damn thing.
Frankly, I'd be MUCH happier oblivious to the fact that my piggy bank is running low.

*Sigh*
Need to go into 'save' mode. (Sheesh!)





Am hoping that my CNY angpows will cover my losses and make my retail therapy dreams come true!
(yes, yes. I know it's wrong to extort money out of a family gathering, but desperate times calls for desperate measures!)

I am guilty of snob festing

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My expanding lazy ass (literally)

“Hey Rei, look at that girl’s rack! Damn that’s hot!” *Makes sizzling sound*

“Ok, question. Do you guys ever comment about me that way?”

“You crazy? Hell no.”

“Why not?”

“Simple. Coz you don’t have an ass.”

(=.=)"

Twas stated by one of my trusty guy friends- post SPM.

That was when I (finally) realized that I didn’t have an ass. Well, at least not one that entices guys. I had (quite honestly) a FLAT ass.

Why, oh WHY did I think that it was such a bad thing??

Sure, back then extra cloth sags where my butt cheeks are supposed to be. But at least I did not look like some horror ‘sarung nangka’ kid. (You know what I mean.. Those in jeans so tight you just can’t help but to wonder how the fuck are they going to manage peeling their jeans off later.)


And yeah, I fully realise that I’m in my shallow mode.
*Sigh*
But I just miss being.. well, not exactly skinny, I can never ever pull THAT off. But at least I could totally rock a size s without fearing that the whole world would see my jiggling tummy.
I miss that.

I have no idea whether I’m being paranoid or just plain vain, but ever since people have started commenting that I’ve gained weight, I really feel as if I had. And a lot of it at that!

Even the boyfriend’s buddies tell me I’m getting fucking fat. Which is beyond cruel as most of ‘em are walking sticks! And they don’t even try. Damn them.

To make matters worse, I’m slacking off. For the first time in 3 sems, I really feel that all the formalities of validating courses are redundant. Malas gila. Anyways, by the time I found out that we had to validate the damn thing, the due date was already up. Heh.

No point in crying over spilt milk right? So this sem, I’m planning to wing it.





Must at least try to keep fit.
(Well, starting tomorrow.. Since I just downed a mug of soup and a whole plate of Maggie noodles at 3-fuck me- am. )
T.T

Loo-tastrophies and halfniversaries

I HATE malicious gossips.
I do not need them.
I do not take pride of being talked about.
Leave me the fuck alone, thankyouverymuch.

And the funny thing is; People equate gossiping with girls!
Hah! Ni mesti golongan manusia yg tak pernah jumpa lelaki UiTM.
Granted that NOT all of 'em are scum from the bottom of the dung pile.. But the damage these low-lives wreak is enough to make me swear off trusting the whole lot altogether.
*Sigh*
Sorry guys.

Yes, it's not like I've never been the bud of jokes or even the slut in a stupid far fetched story.
Been there, done that.

But back then I had nothing to lose.
I just had myself to take care of and any friend of mine who were brain dead enough to actually believe such stories.. Well, who needs friends who's THAT dumb anyways?

Now, I have somebody to care for.
Though I know that he doesn't believe anything they say and he constantly reassures me that he's cool with it; I know it's not okay.
He's just too nice a guy to make a big fuss.
But I know he's hurt. Maybe for me, maybe for himself for not being able to stop it.
The point is moot, it still hurts him and I hate those who were responsible.
Hear that? I hate you with the burning heat of a thousand suns.
Tak selamat la korang.. Karma's a bitch indeed.

p/s: Since I know that there's tons of people who have bad mouthed me before, let me more specific (I cant hate people at random now can I?); You commented about my sexuality in the men's loo. Sheesh, desperate much??






We have reached our half year mark!
New record. Hooraah!
And we still adore each other just as much (if not more).
Tee-hee~