Lady of leisure

Once upon a time, there lived a lady (princess??) who wished to be slim (Skinny??).

Unfortunately, there's a few major problems in making the fair lady's (Ha!) dreams a reality..

She Bermuda triangulates food- usually rich in fatty badness. She absolutely HATES exercising and she may also be one of the laziest creatures you'll ever meet. Ergo, she only managed to stick to her low carb diet for (approximately) 6 hours and her resolve to exercise only survived a measly 3 days- which by her standards is pretty damn good. Alas, that wouldn't zap away the buncit-ness of her belly and sausage-like legs.

Tsk..Tsk..

So it's no wonder she's still tipping the scales. Poor girl.

But wait! One misty morning, the lady (who has not slept the whole night due to in-fuckme-somnia) got a call from the grand duchess. The duchess says;

"Darlin', I noticed you were online on facebook! Jolly good! Would you fancy a jog around the magical lake?"

The lady was reluctant, but she remembered her yet-to-be-realised dream and thought why not? Ohh... If she'd only knew how much she would've regretted her decision!

So they arrived at the magical lake (somewhere in sek7, I think..) and started the torture. by the time they finished 3 laps around the now-not-so-magical lake, they were already.. how to say this.. Uhh.. pancit. But with their determined spirits, they managed to go two (WOW!) more laps before collapsing. Even the lady's guts were hurting! But no pain, no gain right?

Twas a big lake- in the lady's opinion. So pancit-ness justified.

When they (finally!) caught their breaths, the duchess complained of immense hunger. So off they went to royal eatery (Pak Li's Kopitiam). Twas a big mistake as the lady ate.. well, alot. But the good news is; she didn't order her much loved cendol! Bravo!

Only later did the two ladies realise that they were ladies of leisure. Fuck the tiring jogs and endless exercise routines. Some rest and relaxation was in order! So rest and relax they did. In a proper country club at that! Saunas, facials and hair treatments. Ahhh... Just the type of beautification the lady likes :)

Royal appreciations to the duchess for such a -much needed- relaxing day.