I screwed up 66% of my teenage school life!

[ ] Gotten detention.

[ X] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
(Not even in class! In the examination hall during the SBP SPM trail exams! Never before done weh!)

[ ] Gotten suspended.

[ X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
(Chewing gum, Nasi lemak sambal kerang.. But who cares?? Lapar la!)

[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
(Cheat; yes. Kantoi; Not yet.)

Total: 2


[ X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
(Sorry Mr Ramesh! Sheesh, Everybody does it! even the lectures..)

[ X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
(I do it 5 mins before the lecturer asks for it. Or copy the ans from friends. Ngeh~)

[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late.

[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.

[ X] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
(Only did it once in high school! The whole class tot I've lost it. 'Kanak2 ribena psycho on the loose!')

Total: 3


[ X] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
(Owh, I did that on purpose. Anything to get away!)

[ X] Texted people during class.
(Class, tests, exams.. How else r we supposed to communicate without getting caught??)

[ X] Passed notes.
(Yup. In zaman old-skool. But mmg slalu kantoi la.)

[ ] Threw stuff across the room.

[ X] Laughed at the teacher.
(On daily basis.)

Total : 4


[ ] Pulled down the Fire Alarm.

[ X] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
(What?? I was enhancing my communication skills! Belajar la tu!)

[ X] Took Pictures during school hours.
(Must! Wajib! What else am I supposed to do in class??)

[ X] Called someone during School hours.
(Hah! Call org across the room.)

[ X] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... During class.
(Listen to ipod, music in phone, play games in phone, play games in laptop.. bnknye dosa2 ku..)

Total: 4


[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
(No, NO. Mummy and Daddy thought me manners.)

[ X]Went outside the classroom without permission.
(Sneak out. But I did re-enter the class! I did! After it was over..)

[ X] Broke the dress code.
(They leave me no choice! Panas la nak pakai long sleeves! Ni Malaysia, not goddamn England!)

[ X] Failed a class.
(Curse U add maths!!!)

[ X] Ate food during class.

Total: 4


[ X] Gotten a call from school.
(Coz I didn't pay the school fees. They react awfully fast when it has to do with payments.)

[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.

[ ] Didn’t take your stuff to school.

[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.

[ X] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
(Hey, Not proud of myself. But it had to be done.)

[ X] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
(The lecturer didn't say anything. HE curses in class too! Haha)

Total: 3


[ ] Faked your parents signature.

[ X] Slept in class.
(Slept in superman pose, with mouth open and don't forget the drool.)

[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.

[ X] Copied homework
(Copied homework, copied assignments, copi panas, copi hitam, copi ais??)

Total: 2


MULTIPLY BY THREE :22 x 3 = 66%